Lowering the Bar: “As you probably know, it is difficult enough to chase somebody while waving a chainsaw without having to worry that the person is going to suddenly turn and pull a gun on you, but I guess this is something that we all need to watch out for during future chainsaw pursuits.”
Lowering the Bar: “As I wrote this past summer, a number of lawsuits have been filed in California over the past couple of years by people who say they were deceived by certain representations on cereal boxes. Specifically, plaintiffs including Janine Sugawara, Mark McKinniss and Keith Videtto have alleged they were led to believe that “Crunch Berries” and/or “Froot Loops” are made with real fruit even though the “froot” mentioned in the products’ names is obviously fictional.”
I still think this is like claiming emotional distress because you just learned “The Hobbit” isn’t a true story.
LawyersandSettlements.com: “For those concerned about the health implications of bisphenol-A (BPA), the focus has been on things like plastic water bottles, baby bottles or even lined aluminum water bottles. . . . Consumers would be wise, to be wary of receipts. Many of us carry them in our wallets, and come in contact with a myriad of them at tax time. For any individual who develops a health problem tied to bisphenol-A, it would be prudent to include a check of cash register receipts on hand, as a suspected source for contamination.”
Legal Juice: “Did Governor Schwarzenegger Drop The F-Bomb In A Letter To The California State Assembly?”
See “Calif. Gov.: Profanity in veto letter ‘coincidence’.”
Lowering the Bar: For a explanation of why the chances of the bad text appearing accidently are slim to none, see “Experts Agree: Chances of Governor’s Message Being Random Are Tiny.”
Radio Online: “Jurors in the wrongful death suit against Entercom and KDND-FM in Sacramento have awarded a whopping $16.6 million to the family of Jennifer Strange. Strange, 28, died nearly three years ago after finishing second in 107.9 The End’s ‘Hold Your Wee For a Wii,’ the now infamous bladder buster stunt put together by the Morning Rave.”