U.S. House Passes Beer Resolution
From the “while Rome burns department.” The United States House of Representatives passed a House Resolution 1297, that supports the goals and ideals of American Craft Beer Week.
Having Solved all of Our Problems, Congress Now Considering Potty Parity
Fox News: “The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee is holding hearings Wednesday on the “Potty Parity Act,” a bill that seeks to address the unequal restroom facilities for women in federal buildings.”
Food Police Bust 3rd Grader for Eating Candy During School Lunch
If you thought the United States was a free county, here is more evidence to the contrary from KHOU TV in Texas “Jolly Rancher lands Fort Bend County third-grader in detention for a week.”
Dad Sues University for Failing to Give His Twins Summa Cum Laude Status
Dr. Stewart Kaplan gives the University of Rochester d an F for mistakenly failing to recognize his twin sons as summa cum laude graduates. He sued the university for $200,000.
Lesbian Group Sues Gay Softball Organization for Stripping San Francisco Gay Softball Team of 2nd Place Finish in Gay Softball Tournament
The National Center for Lesbian Rights sued the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance because the latter organization stripped a San Francisco “gay” mens softball team called D2 of its second place finish in the NAGAAA’s softball tournament. The organization’s rules limited each team to no more than two non-gay players. After a losing team complained, NAGAAA interviewed D2 team members and concluded that D2 has three non-gay players. NCLR’s lawsuit alleges that NAGAAA engaged in discrimination.
See the complaint.