Real LA Food Police Target Mobile Food Vendors

The Los Angeles police have apparently eliminated crime in their jurisdiction because they now devote a lot of man/woman police hours to busting mobile food vendors who sell from vehicles.  I can’t wait until NBC makes a one hour TV series about the LAPD food police called FIU, short for Food Investigation Unit.  I’d like to see Megan Fox as an undercover food cop doing stings on unsuspecting mobile food perps.  Will the LAPD target mobile lemonade stands or school bake sales next?

So Many Hitler Parody Videos – So Little Time

In 2004, director Oliver Hirschebiegl made a movie in German called “Downfall.”  A lengthy scene from this movie has been used over and over again by people who make subtitles that tell a story quite different than the actual words spoken in German by the actors.  Mr. Hirschbiegel loves that people are using his film to make parodies.  He says people constantly send him links to new parodies.  He has seen over 145 Hitler parodies.  His favorites are:

Hitler learns the Michael Jackson died

Hitler cannot get Billy Elliott tickets

Before you create your own Hitler parody, you should know that Constantin Film, the owner of Downfall, frequently demands that website remove the Hitler parodies because they infringe on its copyright.  See “Just how many Hitler videos does the world need?”  The New York Times story called “The Hitler Meme” looks at this topic from a different angle.  Here are some other Hitler parody videos.

Hitler responds to Apple’s new iPad

Hitler mistakenly makes a public post on his Facebook account that he meant to be private

Hitler learns that Jay Leno will replace Conan O’Brien on the Tonight Show

Hitler finds out Kanye West Disses Taylor Swift at the VMAs

Kid’s ATV Industry Wants Toy Police to Allow Sales of Kid-Sized ATVs to Kids Without Testing for Lead Content

An onerous federal law called the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act (CPSIA) prevents the sale of products to children unless the products and their component parts each pass an expensive test for lead that proves the products and their components lead content is below the stringent federal lead standard.  Many companies that used to produce children’s products or components used in children’s products have gone out of business because they cannot afford to pay for the expensive testing.  An industry that has been affected is the kids all terrain vehicle (ATV) industry.  The  Motorcycle Industry Council Wants Congress to amend the CPSIA to allow kid-sized ATVs to be sold without undergoing the expensive lead content tests.  The MIC produced a call to action video asking people to contact their Congressmen/women and Senators and ask them to exempt the sale of ATVs from the CPSIA’s lead content testing requirement.  The video gives three reasons for the exemption:

  1. Use of kids ATVs is not dangerous nor does it create a health problem for children.  Experts say the amount of lead a child gets from contact with an ATV is less than a child gets from drinking a glass of water.
  2. The CPSIA has the unintended consequence of causing parents to let their kids ride adult ATVs that are more dangerous and not size-appropriate for children because the parents cannot buy kid-size ATVs.
  3. The CPSIA has caused a lot of people in the children’s ATV industry to lose their jobs.  MIC estimates that a complete ban on youth models will cause the industry to lose $1 billion a year.

SNL Skit – Pool Boy and the Reading of the Will

In this Saturday Night Live skit Ashton Kutcher is the pool boy who cared for the 110 year old deceased millionairess in hopes of inheriting big bucks.  When her lawyer reads the will to the assembled family and pool boy (this never happens in real life, but TV and movies love the reading of the will scene) the pool boy is in for some big surprises.  The lady left him with a lot more than he expected.  Some language in the skit may be offensive.

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