Lowering the Bar:  “Michael Winston Hicks is the name of a suspicious individual who is on ‘the list,’ according to the TSA.  It is also the name of 8-year-old ‘Mikey’ Winston Hicks, left, who according to a January 13 New York Times article is therefore searched virtually every time he goes through airport security, and has been since 2004.  Mikey was frisked for the first time at Newark when he was two years old.”

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