Scrappleface:  “White House sources said today that President Obama may soon propose legislation that would save Americans billions of dollars each year while improving service by creating a ‘public option’ version of the federal government.  The new entity would introduce ‘choice and competition’ to the lethargic big-government market, currently dominated in many areas of the country by a single player.”

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